Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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