At least make sure they are 18
Why
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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