The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
