so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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