I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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