also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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