why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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