Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I smell stomach acid.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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