i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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