Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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