if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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