how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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