Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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