I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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