you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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