My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
