Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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