i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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