I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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