cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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