i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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