Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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