I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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