Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
