it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
my poor anus
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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