just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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