So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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