I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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