I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
