38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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