Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
The uberlube is also flammable
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
