I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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