Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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