I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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