He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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