This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't think brook has ever known best
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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