i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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