grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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