I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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