We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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