check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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