I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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