the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Can I color on your dick again?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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