So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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