Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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