I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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