I must be too annoying 4 u.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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