i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
