I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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