this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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